New Year, New Goals!
It’s a New Year, so mommy has decided to get serious about her (translated “we” – I’m being dragged along for the doggie ride) weight loss/fitness goal now. I’m seriously protesting this New Year, New Goal concept! Yes, I have a buddha belly….but it’s adorable and shakes like a bowl full of jelly. BOL. I love my peanut butter biscuits from PaPa. The wrath of Suki will be felt if those are taken away from me! I also won’t turn down a bully stick, Fruitables, any dog biscuit known to man, or basically any food that drops within my reach either. Hey, this doggie can’t live on healthy carrots alone! If I have to suffer through this goal until mommy gives up, then so do my anipals and their parents!
Entry 1: Mommy cooked only healthy meals today…for all meals! No yummy pizza smell…no delicious cheese smell…no savory butter smell! Let’s face it…veggies don’t compete with that intoxicating pizza aroma that puts my doggie nose in heaven. My poor nose is going through withdrawal right now and may shrivel up and die!
Apparently mommy felt she had enough exercise putting away all the Christmas decorations and going up and down a ladder and stairs because she didn’t go to the gym today! Wuss. Normally I’d be happy that she stayed home with me, except she was running around all day and didn’t give me cuddles until tonight. That is soooo not ok! I didn’t even get a walk! Oh wait, it was raining, and I hate rain. Never mind about the walk. Napping on the laundry pile was waaay better.
Posted on January 10, 2013, in Suki's Corner, Uncategorized and tagged doggie humor, dogs blogs, dogs humor, dogs losing weight, dogs on diets, dogs on scales, funny dogs, funny dogs blogs, new years resolution. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.