What Is It & Why Is It Next To My Dog Bed?
Ok, so mommy put up this weird looking thing next to my doggie bed. It looks vaguely familiar, but not enough that I want it next to my precious bed. What the heck is it? How am I supposed to nap knowing it a foot from me? Unless it somehow dispenses treats, it needs to move! There’s also a smaller silver version on the counter with jingling jangling things hanging from it. I kinda like the smelly thing with the flame on the counter. Mommy says it’s a “Smells of Christmas” candle, and I can’t touch. I’m told the scary looking green monster by my toy basket is a Grinch. What in doggieland is a Grinch? And why does it need to be near my bunny? Let’s just hope the silly thing with lights (mommy says it’s a snowman) doesn’t come back to the front yard again. I gave it a piece of my mind every day last year, so it better have gotten the hint!