R.I.P. Diet…If I Have My Way!

Diet? Here’s my opinion!

 

Oh lord!  It’s that time of year again….mommy had fattening Thanksgiving feast, so now she’s decided to go on a weight loss kick! Apparently I’m being forced to join in for moral support or house solidarity…something like that which means my daily treat allowance is in serious jeopardy!  Looks like I’m going to have to ratchet up my cuteness factor and pull out more puppy dog eyes to keep the treats coming.  Besides, I’ve already lost a lot of weight, and I’m attached to my cute buddha belly, thank you very much!

Now I love walks, so I’m not opposed to more of them each day.  But something tells me the extra walks mommy’s mumbling about are going to be at a “feel the burn” pace and not those allowing me ample time to read my pee mail. Plus, they’re going to cut into my strict napping schedule.  Why do I have to be punished along with her? I’m not the one who ate pumpkin pie with whipped cream (despite my adorable “starving” attempts)?

Thought about punishing her with fleas, but then I’d itch too.  I could withhold cuddling, but let’s face it…I have no willpower for that.  I could run around & bug her all day, but giving up naps seems a bit rash.  I’ll show her…I’ll wake her at the crack of dawn each day & post about this craziness until she gives up & lets me off the hook!  And she better not get any ideas about treadmills…or I’ll leave a nice present in the house for her!

 

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Posted on November 23, 2012, in Suki's Corner and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Kirby’s best buddy is currently on the dreaded “diet”. Its the first time in his 7years he’s had to be on one, and he sure doesn’t like it!Not to mention its hard not feeding him that “one last” treat!

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