I love my mommy, but sometimes she is waaaay off base on things! Take for example the garbage. Mommy thinks I take stuff out of the garbage somedays because I’m lonely or mad that she left. While I may be a little peeved she’s gone, that is not why garbage winds up on the floor. I’m a dog, and as a dog it is my duty to protect the house and mommy! Those kleenex in the trash can were hatching an evil plot to to spread germs to my precious mommy thereby making her sick and preventing my daily walks! The toilet paper wrapper was the mastermind behind it all. They had to be stopped! Mommy had to be protected from the Kleenex Kaper. They got a Suki Smackdown and won’t be bothering my mommy anymore. You’re welcome, mommy!
Posted on November 13, 2012, in Suki's Corner and tagged dogs garbage, dogs humor, dogs kleenex, dogs paper, dogs protect, dogs tissues, dogs trash, funny dogs, suki. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.