Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
And so it begins yet again…mommy asks what I did to be so tired that I need yet another nap. Hey, is it my fault she can’t fall asleep anywhere at anytime like me? And let’s be clear on something…napping does not mean dogs are lazy. We do alot of thinking and planning during our naps.
Excerpts from My Latest Nap
Secretly hope mommy will come rub my belly while I drift to sleep.
Hatch plan #1,555,778 to catch Oscar, the devil squirrel
Figure out what to do with Oscar when catch him
Chase the bunnies, chase the bunnies, chase the bunnies
Bark at bunnies, bark at bunnies, bark at bunnies
Pretend to chase or growl at something in dream so mommy thinks I’m adorable
Obama outlaws baths….doggies rejoice
Scare the crap out of the neighbor’s kitty then laugh hysterically at him
Decide on the scent du jour and where to roll in it
Rest up to wake mommy at crack of dawn tomorrow
Figure out world peace….decide whether to share with silly humans
Plot attack on evil pantry door to free chewys being held hostage
Choose spot for next nap in about 30 minutes
Posted on November 7, 2012, in Suki's Corner and tagged asleep dogs, dog nap, dogs napping, dogs sleeping, let sleeping dogs lay, let sleeping dogs lie, napping pets, pets asleep, sleeping dogs, sleeping pets. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.