What? I Was Hungry!
Since I’ve decided to nap all day to recover from the Halloween festivities last night, mommy has decided to take over my blog. She went through old photos and decided to embarrass me with my past indiscretions. What she has failed to realize is I have no shame!
What? I Was Hungry!
Hey what can I say? My pet sitter left the room for a minute with the can out at my level. I merely assisted her in feeding me. Mommy was really freaked out when she got the call and immediately called the vet. Luckily, I didn’t injure myself too seriously. My mouth was ok, but I cut my paw. Was bumble bee yellow really the only color cast the vet had? I smell a plan to embarrass me. I wonder if this is why I’m no longer fed canned food?
What? I’m Cuter Than The Paper!
Mommy only gets the paper on Sundays, so it’s only 30 minutes 1 day a week that she wants to herself. But reading the paper means she’s not rubbing my belly! I mean c’mon…look at my belly. It’s made for rubbing! I have to remind her every Sunday by not letting her read the paper. She calls it the “weekly Suki vs paper battle”. I call it the “weekly remind mommy of her priorities battle”. I probably should feel guilty, but hey my belly isn’t going to rub itself!
What I Was Bored!
Mommy left me a treat dispensing toy when she went to the gym. Normally this entertains me until nap time, but not this day! I went into the pantry, pulled out a hot/cold insulated bag from under other bags and went to work chewing through the bottom. Yes I know it was wrong, but I really didn’t care. Besides, mommy doesn’t yell at me when I’m bad…she just shakes her head and tries not to laugh. I think she’s beaten down. But I do put on a guilty face to make her feel better. Afterall, I love her.
Lord Help Mommy If She Ever Wants to Do Anything Around the House!
Mommy seems to think things around the house need to be taken care of: dishes, cleaning, vacuuming, etc. Um no, if mommy’s home than I should be getting some lovin! Anytime mommy tries to do other things, I assume my “poor me” chair position. Mommy really needs to work on her willpower…it’s kinda embarrassing how easily she caves in.